"I jump because Dolly would do the same." -Paul
We jump because Corey and Pete have finally gotten mawwied. Yes, Mawwied!
"We jump because we've been best friends for twenty years and he's having his first born!" -Brockmann
"I jump because, how often can you jump off of an exact replica of the Parthenon" -Brockmann
"I jump because I'm rockin' out in Nashville" -Brockmann